pussylipgloss:

sweatpants dick is a wholesome source of energy looking at sweatpants dick can give you the protein you need for the whole day 

17 minutes ago with 17,627 notes

feuilys:

i wonder why when women write teen novels they’re categorized as chicklit yet when jgreen writes teen novels hes a nyt best selling author and praised as understanding the tru nature of teens nvm i know why

17 minutes ago with 14,382 notes

religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

18 minutes ago with 97,242 notes

primacdonaldsgirl:

when ur friends exclude u out of group discussions

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23 minutes ago with 1,314 notes

whitedad:

We could be married and i’d still wait a couple minutes to text u back so i dont look clingy

24 minutes ago with 1,937 notes